電腦與農歷七月扯上了關係 / The Story Between Computer & Month of July in Chinese Calendar

某部門的同事剛剛打電話過來對我說她懷疑她的電腦有鬼，熒幕上的滑鼠箭在沒人操作的情況下會自動打開某某文件還會寫字，看得她傻眼了。我聽了後告訴她說可能是滑鼠有問題或是中了電腦病毒罷了，但她說怕是因為農歷七月的關係。為了別想這些，我排除了她想的。

到她那兒時，眞讓我看傻眼了，她所說的現在從演一次。糟了，我在想應該是被駭客遷入控制著電腦或是她部門有人作弄她吧。在找尋她部門是否有人在作弄她時，沒發現任何可疑人物。某某人跑來小聲跟我說其實他們用著藍牙滑鼠作弄著她，千萬不能給她知道。天啊，甚麼科技啦，我還沒看過咧。要她繼續被作弄那可不行咧，看她臉青青的樣子怕她會崩潰，謎底最終還是被揭開了。嗨，跟他們工作不知好笑還是想罵他們。算了，可能他們需要娛樂吧，但別再扯上農歷七月了。

My colleague from xxx department called up to me just now, she suspected her computer got ghost. The mouse pointer can move smoothly to open folders and also writing automatically without her control. I told her maybe caused by mouse problem or the computer infected by viruses, but she told me she worried maybe now is July in Chinese calendar. Without think too much, I excluded what she said.

After been at her place, I saw what ever she told me just now repeated again. My mind told me maybe the computer is controlling by the hacker or maybe someone from her department fooling her. But after I go through every computer, can’t find any suspected person. Someone told me secretly they are using blue tooth mouse to control her computer, asked me to keep the secret. My God… what a technology now a day, I never see this before. By looking at her scary face, it’s no way let her continue fool by them; she knew the secret finally. Haiii… working with them don’t know is fun or want to scold them. Hemmm… is ok; maybe they need some entertainment but don’t mix up this with July in Chinese calendar.