絕招【二】- 越戰越勇 / Tricky Idea [2] - Getting Hunger

續上篇的絕招後，我的“好朋友”越戰越勇，開始轉移目標。這次的目標是我的雙親。媽已好幾天沒覺好睡了，昨天忍無可忍和我一樣出絕招。媽，眞對不起您了，這幾天累壞了您，不過您還挺聰明的。正如他人所說的"有其母必有其子"，但我覺得應該是"有其子必有其母"。媽，您覺得我說得對嗎？哈哈。我想下來的這幾天那些“好朋友”應該餓得忍無可忍了，目標應該會轉去沒出絕招的那位吧。但也希望它們不請自走吧，拜托 ！

After the Tricky Idea post, my "best friends" getting hunger. They changed their target to my parents. Mom did not sleep well these few days. Yesterday she can't patient anymore and followed my "tricky idea". Mom, so sorry because tiring you these few days, but you look so smart. This is what Chinese people always say: "Having such a parents must have a son or daughter same like them", but what I thought was the other way. Mom, do you think is true? Haha. I think the following few days my "best friends" will feel hunger, their target maybe will change to someone who did not follow the "tricky idea". But I hope they can move out from my home by themselves, please!

輕快鐵 / LRT (Light Rail Transit)

昨天請假與父親到吉隆坡辦理一些房屋貸款的手續，為了方便，輕快鐵是第一選擇。我已忘了多久沒搭，進到車廂肯定是站著因為上班時間嘛（但是如果有位我也不大想坐）。剛開始站的時候還很松動，過了兩三個站開始頂不順了。越來越多搭客，還慘過沙丁魚夾面包。到站後，趕緊沖出車廂。哇，真的是太多搭客了。

我心裡在想，一列車應該可以載上四百人吧，每一站都有人上車（當然下車的也有啦），哪這樣計算的話，輕快鐵公司不是很好賺。你覺得我講得對嗎？哈哈。都是別想太多了，回來現實。。回來現實。。

Yesterday applied leave from my company and went to Kuala Lumpur with Dad to settled down some housing loan documents. Talk about convenient; LRT (Light Rail Transit) is the first choice. I couldn’t remember how long I did not take LRT, when entered to the train 100% got no space for sit because it’s time for everyone rushing to office (but if there is a space, I do not really like to sit too). The condition in the train at the beginning was quite good, but after two to three stations there was more passengers came in; it’s worst than or like a sandwich sardine. When reached destination, I went out quickly. Wow, it’s over load, too much passengers in one train.

I’m thinking one train can have 400 passengers in; every station will have passengers come in (of course there will have passengers go out), if counting like this I think the company will profit a lot. Do you think am I telling the true? Haha. Don’t think too much already, back to reality.. back to reality..

絕招 / Tricky Idea

我的“好朋友”每晚都來找我，在我耳旁講話煩了一整夜，有時還“舔”我的手腳和臉部，逼得我無法忍耐。嗨。。。真的要我出絕招，哈哈哈哈。。。

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My “best friends” visiting me every night, talk to me the whole night beside my ears, it’s so noisy. Sometime they “licking” my hands, my legs and my face, it’s too much already. I can’t forgive them. Haiii… I have to do some tricky thing to stop this, ha ha ha ha….

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又來這一套。。。 / Again...

剛到公司，發現錢包不見了。。。糟糕！再想想，哦。。。原來忘記帶錢包上班，這已不知第幾次了。現在最擔心的就是回家時，千萬不好有路障檢舉。拜托。

Just reached at office, found out my wallet was lost…shit! Then recalled back, oh… is actually I forgot to bring my wallet, cannot remember how many times already. What I worry about is when going back home, hope that no police traffic blocking. Please…

原來她還記得。。。 / She Still Remember...

好久沒看見她了，今天買面包時看見她了。她是在我樓下七-十一便利店(7-Eleven)的其中一位收銀員。我大概每天都會光臨這里買面包上班，有一段時期每天都是她看守，所以買面包付賬時都會遇到她。我有一個習慣就是堅持不拿塑膠袋（環保），當她把面包放進塑膠袋時我會拿回出來還給她，還她時她也會偷笑，這已是一種習慣了。已好一段時間沒看見她，今天再次看見她而付賬時她自動笑笑地問我需要塑膠袋嗎，我有點驚訝，原來她還記得咧！

It has been long time did not see her already, this morning I met her again. She is the cashier work at the 7-Eleven shop located at the ground floor of my apartment. Every day I almost will visit to here for buy some bread to office, there was a time she works for every morning, that’s why when I make payment sure will met her. I have a habit where when make payment the time will not take the plastic bag (Environmental Protection), I will return the plastic bag when she gave me. She will have a smile with me, it seem like a habit to me. It has been long time did not see her, today met her again when make payment. She smile at me & asked me whether need the plastic bag or not, I felt a little bit surprised she still remember that!

我了解。。。 / I understand...

那天到某廣場辦妥公積金受益人文件時，看見工作人員後第一個感覺帶給我的是她是華人。第一句開口用華語問她時，她竟然用英語回我說聽不懂中文。哈哈哈哈。。。 這種感覺我明白，因為我時常都會被華人用馬來語問我東西只因我長得一副有點像馬來人的臉，但當我用中文回應他們時，他們都會有不好意思的樣子而我會在暗笑。咯咯!

話說回來，知道她是馬來人後，我在偷笑跟她說聲對不起，她也在偷笑地回我答案。我坐在她前面填表格時忍不住在偷笑，因為陸陸續續在我耳邊傳出的聲音全部都是以中文來問她，每個都是和我一樣以馬來語向她道歉。小姐，真的不能怪我們哦，只因妳真的長得好像華人咧，但我也不會怪你只因我了解妳的感受噢。:)

Last week went to supermarket for settled something on the nominees for EPF, when I saw the staff there the first impression was that she is Chinese. When I question her by using Chinese language, but she replied me said that she doesn’t understand Chinese by using English. Muahaha…I understand her feeling because I always questioned by Chinese by using Malay language because I look a little bit like Malay. But when I replied them using Chinese language, they felt embarrassed and I will snigger on that. Ngek Ngek!

Back to the topic, when I know she is Malay I felt embarrassed too & was snigger and apologized to her. She replied me with the funny face. I was laughing when I fill the form in front of her, because I heard most of the Chinese questioned her by using Malay language. All of them felt embarrassed and apologized to her. Miss, please not to blamed us because you really look like Chinese. But I will not blame you too because I understand you feeling. :)